Pigs, Dogs, & Sheep

Pigs: Hypocritical, self-righteous, authority figures
Dogs: Aggressive ruthless cutthroats
Sheep: Mindless followers
We are a nation of sheep, owned by pigs, ruled by dogs...

Monday, December 27, 2004

Drunk Dialing

Drunk dialing and drunk phonecalls are always funny...
Especially when you're on the receiving end...
My phone rings at 2:30am, I looked at the glowing green screen and it said "restricted number"...I started freaking out because I thought it was Raul's friend Rachel (I'll explain later)...
But it was Allie...
The strange thing was that I was just thinking about her right before she called...
Weird how things like that happen...

Ok, Allie and her best friend Erin call me at 2:30 in the morning to ask me to speak Burmese to them...
One of the strangest requests, but hey, I did it...I love playing along...
Whatever floats your boat....
They seemed very...happy...and mentioned something about finishing an entire bottle of sparkling wine...good for them...
Erin wanted to meet me or something...I'll probably see them New Year's Eve....

Seems like I'm the target of drunk dialing...
I don't understand it...
People get trashed, go through their cell phones, and pick me...
I don't get the logic behind: "oh, I'm drunk, let me call Julian!"
But hey, I don't mind, it's quite entertaining...

"Seems I’m not alone at being alone
Hundred billion castaways, looking for a home
I’ll send an s.o.s. to the world"
~The Police, "Message In A Bottle"

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