Pigs, Dogs, & Sheep

Pigs: Hypocritical, self-righteous, authority figures
Dogs: Aggressive ruthless cutthroats
Sheep: Mindless followers
We are a nation of sheep, owned by pigs, ruled by dogs...

Friday, September 17, 2004

Sleep Walking, Poker, and Chemistry Hell

Tuesday:
I woke up 4:30 in the morning to the most peculiar thing...
I witnessed my roommate Steve sleepwalking...
He wasn't actually walking per se, but he was standing next to his bed talking to himself, I woke up to his weird mumbling...
I think he said something like "Alright sweetie, come on, let's do this..."
I'll be honest, it kinda freaked me out...
I said, "Steve are you okay?" and snapped him back into reality...
He turned on his lamp, realized what time it was, apologized and went back to sleep...

Chem lecture was like usual...my stupid blue remote thing is broken...
In that class everyone has a little blue remote...and there are receivers in the classroom...
That's how the professor takes attendence, everyone hits buttons on their pad, so if your remote isn't working, then you got a problem...
And every once in a while he has these questions for us to answer, multiple choice, punching in A, B, C, or D on the remote...makes the lecture a little more interesting...
Popped a hydrogen-filled balloon with a candle, that was pretty damn cool...

Wednesday:
I shouldn't wear a watch in ConWest, it just makes it go by slower because I end up glancing at it every 2 minutes...
Homework sucks...
Especially my Chem homework...
It's 40 questions that I have to do online...
The thing pissed me off so much...
Okay, the thing asked me if I want to A) Print out the homework, do it on paper, then input the answers online OR B) Work online straight through
I chose to print it...I work on the the 40 questions, for 2 days...
When the time comes for me to fill in the answers online I realized that...they gave me an ENTIRELY DIFFERENT TEST!
What's the point of printing it out, if it's gonna change everytime I log on?
Fuckin' pissed me off so much...

I never thought I'd see sig figs again... :(

"They forced me to go to this Bible club meeting...I just sat there and ate pizza."
"So how was it?"
"Ok I guess, just cheese, kinda cold..."

"The book is great....if you're in 4th grade" ~Lynn

Thursday:
Thursdays are my favorite, I only have 2 classes...

Went to the Meet the Candidates Dinner thing to support Ryan...
He got all dressed up and shit...
Andy, Christina, and Ryan all the way...7th floor pride...
I predict that the 7th floor will sweep the election...
Mexican food....(an oxymoron, like Mike said before)
After the dinner, we stole the entire tray of chili...and offered it to the security guard...
Getting the chili into the tupperware container, that was interesting...we poured the chili into the plastic container over the toilet bowl...
A wonderful image, right?

"You're probably wondering if I'm related to John Kerry, the truth is, I am, he's my uncle..."
"Really?"
"No."

Played Texas Hold'em, I won it all, yeah baby!
Eddie, Kenny, Ryan, they taught me how to play, all the tricks of the trade, I got a lot better...
The student beating the teachers...

Around 11pm, Steve brought these 4 Asian girls into the dorm (he's got lots of connections)
They wanted to go clubbing, but I had class the next morning...(oh, I just love my schedule)
Yeah, they were pretty cute actually...

"Clowns to the left of me,
jokers to the right,
here I am..."
~Stealers Wheel, "Stuck In The Middle With You"

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